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METAL VELVET COFFEE COMPANY
WTF
WTF
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$27.00 CAD
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Decaf—with a pulse.
Single Origin Peru. Swiss Water Process. Viennese Roast. Fair Trade. 100% Arabica.
🎧 Blend Profile
A single origin Peruvian Arabica decaffeinated using the Swiss Water Process for purity and integrity.
Roasted to a Viennese profile for body, balance, and depth—without the caffeine.
🔥 Roast Vibe
Calm—yet bold.
Smooth enough for midnight.
Structured enough to satisfy.
🌱 Ethical Sourcing
Fair Trade certified Arabica coffee sourced from Peru and decaffeinated through the chemical-free Swiss Water Process.
Roasted with intention for full character and clean finish.
No shortcuts.
🎸 Flavor Energy
Toasted almond warmth.
Milk chocolate depth.
Brown sugar sweetness.
Nutty cocoa finish.
☕ What You’ll Taste
• Roasted almond
• Milk chocolate
• Brown sugar sweetness
• Medium body
• Clean, nutty finish
Decaf—without compromise.
📖 The Story
Each morning—or night—you have two choices.
WTF exists so neither feels like a sacrifice.
It delivers real body. Real structure. Real flavor.
The caffeine may be gone—
the character isn’t.
Decaf… with a wicked heartbeat.
🎧 The Setlist
A mix for nights that don’t need caffeine.
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